A Brief Commuters Guide To Not Being A Wanker
A dad and a daughter are sitting in the dining room. It is a Monday around 1:30pm. They leave nothing to chance when it comes to middle class stereotypes and so, having just enjoyed an exhilarating game of lawn croquet they are doing a waitrose crossword and having a correctly sized cup of Nespresso coffee.… Continue reading A Murderer calls
As the title suggests, this is a rant. Those in search of positivity exit stage left now.
When you think about it, its ridiculous the amount of trauma that that strip of hair growing on the ridge above a person’s eye socket can cause us girls. The problem with the brow is that unlike a dodgy haircut, it can't be hidden as easily. If you over pluck those babies then we are all going to see them,or… Continue reading Eyebrows: The Good, The Bad and The Bushy