A Brief Commuters Guide To Not Being A Wanker
A dad and a daughter are sitting in the dining room. It is a Monday around 1:30pm. They leave nothing to chance when it comes to middle class stereotypes and so, having just enjoyed an exhilarating game of lawn croquet they are doing a waitrose crossword and having a correctly sized cup of Nespresso coffee.… Continue reading A Murderer calls
Go on have a little laugh, sorry for the shocking recording! As always, shares, comments and general feedback welcomed, unless its bad 😉
Monday is a testing time; the remnants of the weekend past are in the air, the memories of freedom and joy that only two days away from work can bring, still fresh. Yet the prospect of five long days blur the future weekend almost out of sight completely. As if this wasn't bad enough, this 5 day… Continue reading Monday Morning Blues
As the title suggests, this is a rant. Those in search of positivity exit stage left now.
When you think about it, its ridiculous the amount of trauma that that strip of hair growing on the ridge above a person’s eye socket can cause us girls. The problem with the brow is that unlike a dodgy haircut, it can't be hidden as easily. If you over pluck those babies then we are all going to see them,or… Continue reading Eyebrows: The Good, The Bad and The Bushy