As the title suggests, this is a rant.
Those in search of positivity exit stage left now.
Now I wanted the heat because the torrential rain was getting to be a bit of a joke in mid July, but I also wanted the country to carry on with “BAU” while we enjoyed the heat.
(Side note to my rant, “BAU” means business as usual, learnt that one at work today. I mean why we can’t just say business as usual is beyond me. How much time are we really saving, and in the grand scheme of the world what are we doing with the second we saved from writing “BAU” rather than business as usual?! I hope it’s something worth while, like saving the planet, or curing cancer, and if it’s not then possibly stop with acronyms, use proper English, and stop trying to show off to everyone that you’re super important and official. We know that already because you’re severely lacking a sense of humour and happen to be a “TIT”.🖥🖨💾💻📲
So back to the whole hotter than hell situation, why does a little bit of weather make public transport go into melt down?🚂🚆🚇
Why do all my trains just seem to stop when the sun comes out, or when it rains, or snows,or is a bit windy or is any day ending in Y.☀️⛈🌪
I mean seriously its still England, it’s not the Sahara, nor is it the Antarctic so when you tell me that disruptions are due to serve weather conditions I have no choice but to in the words of my hero Karl Pilkington call Bullshit.
We all know that you woke up and thought fuck it it’s sunny I’m having a day off and I get that, trust me I do. But the thing is, you having a day off has resulted in my train coming four days late, and with only half a carriage so that I have to stand so close to some one that I can feel their sweat dripping from their body on to my body.
And the only place that needs to be happening is in the bedroom with some God of a man, not on the 18:30 to Worcester Park with some fat old man who looks like he enjoys questionable relations with sheep.👩🏻👴🏻🐏
Anyway, I’m home now and I need to shower 94 times to cleanse my body, mind and soul of this harrowing experience, if you wouldn’t mind getting it together for tomorrow that would be Ace.
The water bill is getting ridiculous🐳🚿